Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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