well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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