Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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