I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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