Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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