i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You should frame my arrest warrant.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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