I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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