oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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