Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
