I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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