I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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