I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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