My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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