I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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