nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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