So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
