perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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