Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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