so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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