At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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