My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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