I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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