dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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