She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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