I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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