i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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