She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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