Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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