And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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