Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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