I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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