Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Did you go home with that guy without me?

(479): View more from Arkansas

Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car

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(206): View more from Washington

i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man

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(813): View more from Florida

She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.

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(254): View more from Texas

I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.

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(813): View more from Florida

How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?

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(702): View more from Nevada

He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.

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