need another drink. this is the easiest way
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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