hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Welp...herpes.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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