it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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