How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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