Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
They took my balls.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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