i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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