Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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