so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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