I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i will never coherently bang her
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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