he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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