Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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