hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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