You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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