Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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