They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dick very happy bro
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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