He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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