butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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