I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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