Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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