Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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