Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
im on a boat
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