Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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