well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she told me i tasted like america
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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