no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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